The 2007 Anti-Resolution
I have no resolutions…zero, zip, ziltch! I can’t tell you how much I despise resolutions.
Rather than telling you all about what bad habits I am going to break, I am going to tell you what bad habits I love. I figure without bad habits and sinful pleasures, what’s the point to life? Golf is expensive, terribly frustrating and is a never-ending work in progress. If we were supposed to give up everything which was bad for us, golf would be at the top of the list.
Here is my 2007 list of bad habits I plan on re-enforcing:
- I will play golf often and spend a ridiculous amount of money doing so
- I will continue to consume large amounts of beer
- I will continue to consume large amounts of coffee (this is somewhat related to #2)
- I will stay up till the wee hours of the morning watching whatever I can find on television
- I will continue to add hot sauce to every meal, despite what my stomach is trying to tell me
- I will continue to extend an open marriage proposal to Jessica Alba
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Sounds like some great resolultions there. All the best to you for 2007. Good luck with Jessica.
Patricia
www.thegolfgirl.blogspot.com
Comment by patricia — January 2, 2007 @ 2:20 pm
Good luck with those Nigel and Happy New Year!
Jessica Alba and Franks Hot Sauce…mmmm
Comment by Sean @ Deep Rough — January 3, 2007 @ 10:55 am
Alba, Golf and Hot Sauce…you have your priorities right!!!
Comment by Lee — January 3, 2007 @ 3:56 pm
[…] Last year I talked about how much I hate New Year’s resolutions so I started an Anti-Resolution List because I think we all need bad habits to keep us happy and sane. The list was highlighted by hottie Jessica Alba…but since her recent announcement that she is pregnant, I decided I needed to stalk someone new for 2008! […]
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